Hey perverts, thanks for joining us for another episode of 3 Guys Walk Into a Bar! Enjoy this new episode, now with more girth!
It's a power-packed-preshow-pool! Jump on in, the water is toxic!
It all starts with lead-in that goes from basic to fun to dark and back to fun all in a few minutes. And then:
Hey folks, Aaron here. Sorry for the inexplicable absence last week and late posting this week - we've been busy with our real lives. Today's episode is also going to be a bit short, inspite of an overlong intro which I should have trimmed down but didn't because... c'mon man, it's fine. Right? Right.
So what is today's show? It's a long intro explaining why we missed that week and what you can expect out of us in the near future. We're still scheduling our next sessions, which we are all excited to do because boy, stuff has been a happenin'.
After that, it's the preshow from the last episode that published. It's pretty damn funny and takes a weird twist near the end. Enjoy it!
Hey everyone, thanks for coming to the bar! Too much? Yeah, I'll think about it. On today's episode, we get back to our areas of expertise - being perverts. We talk time management, edging, POV, gaping, nuru, jackhammers, and remember those pink sticks. We also have a mysterious guest whom might be chainsmoking an unreasonable amount of weed that made my entire condo smell like a Dutch cafe for an entire weekend. Oh! And there's a new song from the house DJ!
Hey folks, come on in for a new episode of 3 Guys Walk Into a Bar, the water is fine? I don’t know, whatever floats your [joke from one of things in the episode]. We have a multipack of pre shows and previously unreleased stuffs, which show that some of the best things we do happen before the episode starts. There are some weird audio things here and there, but c’mon, you know you’re gunna get over it.
Hey everyone, we've got some hot new episodes cookin' up for you, but our recording schedule got a little bunched. So this week is a special episode, something promised years ago that we never actually got to. It's an episode of the preshows, afterthings, etc. from past recording sessions. Next Friday's episode will be brand new one, a super-special-surprise show that we recorded on April 20th.
Hey everyone, welcome back for the second part of this weird, long episode! We close this one out with lots of talk of food, hangin', and "Man Day". Yuck. Anyway, hope you enjoy!
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Hey everyone, thanks for visiting us for a brand new episode of 3 Guys Walk Into a Bar! This week's episode is the first half of a two-parter. In this week's half, it's music, comics, and a tail of rust city adventure! Here we go!
Hey everyone, it’s your friendly former hunky boi Aaron here with another episode of your new favorite old show. This time, we talk about a Rock and Roll legend, jaw about speakin’, and explain the weird thing that I’ve been doing in this latest batch of episodes. Here we go…
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Hey folks, here’s another show from the night where our audio wasn’t great. Hang with us though, because this one’s fun. We talk pot, teen bodies, and how to fall in love with robots. Enjoy the show!
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Today’s show is a fun one! We try out starting with a “cold open” and welcome a special guest to the studio. Regular listeners of the show in the past will recognize her, and anyone else can just get used to her, ‘cause she’s pro’lly coming back. There’s popcorn in our lungs and pervy-ness in our hearts! Get dat ass!
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Welcome to a new episode of 3 Guys! I’m sorry the audio is bad! We had a very brief but pretty rough system crash at about the 45 minute mark of recording one of the best episodes we’ve done in years which not only totally borked that episode, it also reset our recording devices for everything we recorded after. Pfffffftttttt… that’s the sound of me making fart noises from my mouth in exasperation. So the audio is all a little bit dicked and we have lost an entire episode. That’s a bummer, but come’on - stick with us.
For what it’s worth, even after being pretty fuckin’ salty about the overall situation, this dumb show got some legitimate laughs out of me while I was half paying attention in the edit. Anyway, the audio isn’t that terrible if you compare it to either most shows that have no budget or us in like, I don’t know, 2006. For those of you that like the “how the sausage is made” stuff, this is the episode for you. We really get into our thoughts on bringing back the show. Also, some needless shade throwing.
This is another episode that is just straight-up all over the place. It starts quiet because we never actually officially start, so don't adjust your volume too high. We never really finish a thought… but whatever. It’s more catching up, more weird tangents, and more fun. If any of this is something you want us to elaborate on, just give us a shout!
Also: Time for a new game, I’m calling it Phrase of the Episode! This week, “Sea salt dicks.” Drink when you hear it!
This episode goes all over the place. We’re partly reintroducing ourselves to the audience and partly just catching up with each other, which was largely the original premise of the show. Try to hang with us, I think it’s pretty darn entertaining.
Keep your eye on the twitter for updates, and thanks for listening!